WWE Survivor Series Results

Let's take a look at how things went down...

Survivor Series Match
Ric Flair, Sgt. Slaughter, Dusty Rhodes, & Ron Simmons (w/Double A) vs.Spirit Squad (w/Mitch)
Ron Simmons got counted out almost immediately after the match started. It all came down to Flair versus three members of the S. Squad. He found a way to win though. After the match all 5 members of the S. Squad worked Flair over. I was once again wrong about the S. Squad breaking up. They didn't.
Me: 1/1
David: 1/1

US Title Match
Chris Benoit (c) v. Chavo
Nothing out of the ordinary. Chavo tapped out to the Crossface.
Me: 1/2
David: 2/2

Women's Title Match
Lita (c) v. Mickie James
A great match as far as women's matches go. Mickie wins following a Mickie-D-T. After the match Lita ripped into the crowd. Cryme Tyme then came out and was selling some things that they stole from Lita's lockerroom earlier in the night. They sold a bra, a pair of panties, a tube of yeast infection medicine, and a vibrator.
Me: 2/3
David: 3/3

Survivor Series Match
John Cena, Kane, Bobby Lashley, Sabu, & Rob Van Dam vs. Big Show, Test, Montel Vontavious Porter, Finlay, & Umaga
Umaga got DQ'd almost as soon as the match began when he used a monitor as a weapon. He also seemed to flip-out when Cena's music started playing during the intros. MVP's ring gear is so stupid looking. It's killing what could be a (mildly) successful gimmick. The real Ex-Soldier and the wannabe Soldier won after an F-U on Big Show.
Me: 3/4
David: 4/4

Survivor Series Match
Triple H, Shawn Michaels, C.M. Punk, Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy vs. Edge, Randy Orton, Johnny Nitro, Mike Knox, Gregory Helms
Almost all of the match was Team DX on the offense. No surprise here. Everyone on Team DX survived.
Me: 4/5
David: 4/5

First Blood
Undertaker v. Kennedy
When Undertaker was announced an old woman came strolling out of the back. At first I thought that it was Undertaker's mother, but I soon realized that it was Undertaker himself (That joke never gets old). It's a good thing I changed my pick earlier this weekend because Kennedy won. Kennedy's mouth was busted open during the match, but the ref didn't see it. MVP came down to help Kennedy, but turned on him instead as payback for something Kennedy did on Smackdown. They are both still heels though. MVP tried hitting Kennedy with a chair, but hit 'Taker instead. Undertaker clearly blocked the shot with his hands and clearly wasn't busted open. They then went to a camera shot of MVP and when they showed 'Taker again his face was covered in blood and he could clearly be seen putting his blade back into his waistband. The ref saw the blood and declared Kennedy the winner. Taker then attacked Kennedy. He was punching Kennedy who was leaning back into the corner and Kennedy was clearly seen taking a blade out of his wristband/waistband (his hands were down in front of him near his waist. 'Taker then hit him with a chair and Kennedy was busted wide open.
Me: 5/6
David: 4/6

World Title Match
King Booker (c) v. Batista
Prior to the match Teddy Long (whose face would look great on that dolla dolla bill) announced the if if Batista lost he would never get another title shot against Booker and that if Booker got counted-out or DQ'd he would lose the belt. As expected Batista got the win and the title. The ref was distracted by Sharmell and Booker tried hitting Batista with the belt. Batista dodged it, got the belt away from him, and hit Booker with it to get the pin.
Me: 6/7
David: 5/7

Totals: Perfect picks have somehow eluded me yet again. I got 6/7. David made a strong showing with 5/7.

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