Monday, March 12, 2007

TNA Destination X Results

NWA Title
Christian (c) v. Samoa Joe
Cage wins after reversing Joe's submission hold.
Me: 0/1
Dave: 1/1

Scaffold Match
A.J. Styles v. Rhino

The only object here is to knock your opponent off of the scaffold. Rhino wins.
Me: 0/2
Dave: 2/2

Kurt Angle v. Steiner

Angle wins with a sunset flip. A sunset flip? A SUNSET FLIP? You're kidding, Right? Sorry, but it's true. It's damn true. I though sunset flips only resulted in wins in women's matches.
Me: 1/3
Dave: 3/3

X Division Title (Might be 2 of 3 Falls Table Match)
Chris Sabin (c) v. Jerry Lynn

Lynn and Sabin each won a fall. Sabin then got the 3rd and deciding fall.
Me: 1/4
Dave: 4/4

Last Rites Match (I think you have to crucify your opponent by cuffing/chaining him to some sort of table. I have no clue)
Abyss v. Sting
A Last Rites match ended up just being TNA's version of a casket match. Sting wins.
Me: 1/5
Dave: 4/5

Ghetto Brawl
LAX v. Team 3D (Dudley Boyz)

Team 3D came to the ring with their trainer, WWE Hall of Famer Johnny Rodz. He didn't help them though. Alex Shelley interfered and hit Brother Ray with the camera allowing LAX to get the win
Me: 2/6
Dave: 4/6

Double Bullrope Match
Petey Williams & Gail Kim vs. James Storm & Jackie Moore
Storm & Moore got the win.
Me: 2/7
Dave: 5/7

Christy Hemme's Mystery Team v. VKM (New Age Outlaws)
The mystery team turned out to be team known as the Heart Throbs in WWE. Now they are called the Heartbreakers like they were before they went to WWE (They had to change names because it was too similar to Shawn Michaels' nickname). The Bashams are still due to be brought into TNA to have a match with VKM though. They lost and Hemme started yelling at them after the match.
Me: 3/8
Dave: 6/8

Only win by using the Crossface Chickenwing
Senshi vs. Austin Starr

Senshi wins after locking he CFCW on Starr. After the match Starr put Backlund in the CFCW.
Me: 3/9
Dave: 7/9


Summary
Dave got the best score, 7/9, that either of us have gotten is quite a while. I think that Dave is really a closet TNA fan. There is no way that someone who has only seen about 4 hours of TNA in his entire life (most of it from behind a Nintendo DS) could have gotten so many correct.

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