WWE Great American Bash 2008 Results

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WWE Championship Match
Triple H (c) vs. Edge
Here's how it ended - Edge & Vickie's wedding planner, who Edge cheated with before the wedding, came down and tried to give Edge the title to hit Trips with. Vickie came down and clobbered her though. Then the 2 women ended up in the ring rolling around. Trips then pedigreed Edge for the win. I'm not sure, but it looks like the wedding planner may be more than a one shot appearance.
Me: 1/1
Dave: 1/1

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
CM Punk (c) vs. Batista
As I predicted Kane interfered. He attacked Batista which caused the ref to end the match. DQ win for Batista right? Wrong! Kane then attacked Punk to and the ref ruled the match a draw. It should have been a DQ win for Batista the moment he was attacked. Kane was also carrying around that little bag like he did on Monday (Spoiler - It's his old Kane mask that he will likely start using again). I'm throwing this match out.
Me: 1/1
Dave: 1/1

Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Jericho
It looked like my possible booking idea may in fact be happening. Jericho elbowed HBK in the eye busting him open. The ref tried numerous times to stop the match, but HBK wouldn't let him. Jericho then tied up HBK's arms and pummeled his eye until the ref just ended it. Later in the night Jericho came out and said that Shawn was diagnosed with a detached retina. Blindfold match anyone?
Me: 1/2
Dave: 1/2

ECW Championship Match
Mark Henry (c) vs. Tommy Dreamer
I missed this match, but Henry won.
Me: 2/3
Dave: 2/3

NYC Parking Lot Brawl
JBL vs. John Cena
[This match was obviously taped the night before] Cena starts off in a car and rams a car that JBL is standing on top of. A lot of broken windshields, dented doors and hoods, blah, blah, blah, JBL sets a car on fire with Cena inside, backstage crew puts it out, Cena escapes, shves JBL in a car, picks the car up on a forklift, drives it into the arena, tries giving JBL an F-U on the stage, JBL reverses it and throws Cena off the stage through a car windshield, and pins Cena. Got it?
Me: 2/4
Dave: 2/4

WWE World Tag Team Championship
The Miz & John Morrison vs. Finlay & Hornswoggle vs. Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder vs Jesse & Festus
I missed this match too. Edgeheads win.
Me: 2/5
Dave: 3/5

WWE Divas Championship Match
Natalya vs. Michelle McCool
McCool wins with a Brazilian Heel Hook (?) after Nattie taps out.
Note: It's since been revealed that McCool won based on the fact that she has some backstage power seeing as how she's dating Undertaker. I should have known.
Me: 2/6
Dave: 4/6

WWE United States Championship Match
Matt Hardy (c) vs. Shelton Benjamin
Missed this match as well. Benjamin is once again a title holder.
Me: 2/7
Dave: 4/6

I did pretty bad. Dave did alright.

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