TNA Lockdown Predictions

Guess What! There's a TNA PPV this weekend. What? You don't care about what happens? I couldn't agree more. TNA sucks right now. Actually, it's always sucked in my opinion. It'll never be competition for WWE. TNA Management has stated that the promotion is not designed to be competition for WWE, but rather as an alternative. I suppose that could be true, but it would be like saying that ALPO is an alternative to a steak. Let's get this over with.

Lethal Lockdown match: Team Cage (Christian Cage, A.J. Styles, Scott Steiner, Abyss, and Tomko) (w/James Mitchell) vs. Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, Rhino, Sting, and Jeff Jarrett)
The man who scores the winning pinfall/submission will get a NWA World Heavyweight Championship match at Sacrifice.
I Say: I am a little surprised that they haven't put the title on Angle by now. Because of that I am guessing that Team Angle will win with Angle scoring the pinfall and earning the title shot and eventually the title. However, now that Jeff Jarrett is involved I think that he may in fact get the pinfall and title shot. Either way Team Angle will win and Cage will eventually lose the title leading to his teammates (who he has promised title shots to) feuding with him. That's assuming that there won't be Cage/Angle or Cage/Jarrett matches for the next 3-4 months.
Dave Says: Sting (Note from J. - His pick is Team Angle)

Six Sides of Steel match: Senshi vs. Austin Starr (w/Bob Backlund as Special Guest Referee)
I Say: Austin Starr?
Dave Says: No Pick

Six Sides of Steel Xscape match for the TNA X Division Championship: Chris Sabin (c) vs. Jay Lethal vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Alex Shelley vs. Shark Boy
I Say: I don't know what an Xscape match is. I assume that it is an X Division match where the first person to escape the cage win. I'll have to pick Jay Lethal to win.
Dave Says: Chris Sabin

Six Sides of Steel match: TBA (w/Christy Hemme) vs. The Voodoo Kin Mafia (B.G. James and Kip James)
I Say: There's no dount that Hemme's team will be a former WWE tag team. As I said in an earlier set of predictions, the whole angle will lead to the Bashams coming in to TNA. My guess would be for the Bashams to NOT come in right now and for Hemme's team to lose.
Dave Says: VKM

Electrified Six Sides of Steel match for the NWA World Tag Team Championship: The Latin American Exchange (Homicide and Hernandez) (c) vs. Team 3D (Brother Ray and Brother Devon)
I Say: First Off, the cage will not be electrified. They may use sparks shooting out of the top of the cage to make it look like it is electrified or something stupid like that. It'll look really stupid - That I can guarantee. Also part of the buildup has been 3D's legacy. They have held all 3 other major tag titles and are now going for the NWA titles as well. They are going to get them here.
Dave Says: LAX

Six Sides of Steel match: Robert Roode (w/Ms. Brooks and Eric Young) vs. Petey Williams
I Say: Who cares? I'll pick Roode
Dave Says: Petey Williams

Six Sides of Steel match: Jerry Lynn vs. Christopher Daniels
I Say: This is Daniel's big return match, I'll pick him.
Dave Says: Jerry Lynn

Six Sides of Steel Blindfold match: Chris Harris vs. James Storm
I Say: First, Blindfold matches are very phony looking. Second, I really don't know all that much about these two. If they walked right in front of me right now I would have no clue as to who they were. I'll pick Harris.
Dave Says: James Storm

Ladies Six Sides of Steel match: Gail Kim vs. Jacqueline Moore
I Say: I was never a fan of either of these two when they were in WWE, but I Gail Kim is Canadian like me. She's my pick. Someone is knocking on my door...It's Al Sharpton. He doesn't like my pick. He's going to Google's President and trying to get my blog shut down.
Dave Says: Jacqueline Moore

Summary:
I Pick: Team Angle, Starr, Lethal, VKM, 3D, Roode, Daniels, Harris, & Kim
Dave Says: Team Angle, No Pick, Sabin, VKM, LAX, Williams, Lynn, Storm, Jacqueline.

We only agreed on 2 matches.

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