TNA No Surrender 2007 Predictions

I am forcing myself into doing picks for TNA's No Suurender. I'm going to make this short and sweet. I should note that Dave only predicted 4 matches because those were the only 4 matches announced when he submitted his pick. David, is there anything you would like to say?

Dave Says: Jesus Christ you gotta be fucking kidding me. Will Angle be doing the announcing? So Kurt Angle was forced out of the WWF because his body was so banged up and now he's going to wrestle in three of the four announced matches?


TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
Kurt Angle vs. Abyss
I Say: Angle will win. I think that an Abyss DQ win is possible (Does the title change hands on DQs in TNA?) if Father Mitchell finally reveals his new 'monster' and he (monster) attacks Abyss.
Dave Says: I'll have to go with Angle.

TNA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
Kurt Angle & Sting vs. Ron “The Truth” Killings and Adam “Pacman” Jones
I Say: This is going to be similar to the angle that they pulled with MVP in his tag team title match where he and Hardy won the belts. MVP didn't see any action in the match and only went in the ring to get the pin. Pacman will be playing MVP here. Killings does all of the work, or takes all of the bumps, and comes in to get the pin and win for his team. I am sure that TNA is hoping for some Sportcenter airtime with a Team Pacman victory.
Dave Says: Hmmm, Angle & Sting

TNA X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:
Kurt Angle vs. “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal
I Say: Angle wil drop this belt too leaving him with only one TNA belt. Perhaps Nash will get involved and help Black Machismo to get the win even though Nash is one of Angle's on-screen buddies.
Dave Says: Angle.

Kazarian vs. Robert Roode w/ Ms. Brooks
I Say: The are teasing a Ms. Brooks face turn, but I'm going to say that she stays with Roode and gives him the win.
Dave Says: Angle in a shocking run-in.

“The Samoan Submission Machine” Samoa Joe vs. “The Instant Classic” Christian Cage
I Say: I can't say who will win, but I like Cage so I'll pick him.
Dave Says: No Pick

“The War Machine” Rhino vs. “Cowboy” James Storm
I Say: Who gives a shit? I don't watch alot of TNA and the TNA I do watch I usually fast-forward through it. I say that Rhino wins.
Dave Says: No Pick

No Disqualification: “Wildcat” Chris Harris vs. Black Reign
I Say: Didn't Harris win their last match? I think so, so I will pick Black Reign to win. Did the origin of this feud ever get explained? Maybe I missed it.
Dave Says: No Pick.

10-Team Gauntlet Match with the winners getting a shot at the TNA World Tag Team Championship at Bound For Glory in October! The teams are as follows:
The Voodoo Kin Mafia
The Latin American Xchange
Team 3D
The Motor City Machineguns
Triple X
AJ Styles & Tomko
“The Guru” Sonjay Dutt & Petey Williams
Raven & Havok
Eric Young & Shark Boy
Lance Hoyt & the debut of Jimmy Rave

I Say: Who is Havok? Who is Jimmy Rave? Shark Boy is still around? I could go through the teams one by one and explain why or why not I will think that they wil or won't win, but that will take up too much time and I really don't care. I would pick LAX, but I'm sure that the 'stink' of Konnan is still on them and that doesn't exactly help their chances. So I will pick Triple X.
Dave Says: No Pick

Finally, TNA has sent out a mobile alert saying that there will be a 'Major Announcement' on the PPV. This will likely be that TNA is expanding to 2 hours and may or may not be changing networks. There is also a chance that the announcement will have something to do with the 'Former World Champion' that they have been negotiating with. Whenever I hear 'Former World Champion' I automatically think of when Mean Gene used that as a tease for people to call his WCW hotline. The former champion turned out being Dennis Rodman. Because of that I am always cautious when I hear that. If I had to guess I would have to say that it is Randy Savage, Sid, or Brock Lesnar.

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