RAW 6.19.2006 - News & Notes

• Vince started Raw off backstage by saying that he was going to destroy DX and that his actions will speak louder than his words. As he was making his way to the ring a guy with a rooster approached him and told Vince that he heard that he likes cocks. Next, someone in an alien suit came up to him and started mocking Vince's walk. Then, 3 male strippers appeared and started dancing for him. Up next was Dusty Rhodes who quickly plugged his new DVD. Finally, a delivery man came up and asked Vince to sign for a package. The package turned out being a penis pump. Once Vince got to the ring he was about to announce his plans to destroy DX, but Shane came out and told Vince that they had to leave because Stephanie was in labor. As Shane and Vince were getting into the limo to leave he told Coach that he was in charge and then called Stephanie a bitch for going into labor at such a bad time.
  
• Mickie and Candice defeated Torrie and Maria in a bra and panties tag match. Mickie managed to strip both Torrie and Maria in about 20 seconds. After the match Mickie clotheslined and stripped Candice too. She then went tore the shirt off of some woman in the audience who was obviously a plant. I hope that they haven't decided to have a Mickie v. Candice feud since Beth Phoenix is injured.
  
• Viscera and Charlie Haas fought to a no contest when the S. Squad came out and beat both of them down. Before the match Haas told Vis that Lillian accepted his apology last week during some pillow talk. Lillian got upset with the implication. After the match the S. Squad called out DX, but DX refused and appeared on the Titantron instead. They told the S. Squad that they have to words for them...'Look Up'. Then a bunch of 'Nickelodeon You Can't Do That on Television' green slime poured down on them.
  
• Paul E. was in Coach's office and proposed two matches - Edge and Orton v. Angle and RVD @ ECW on SciFi and Cena v. Balls Mahoney later in the night on RAW. Coach accepted.
  
• J.R. interviewed Kane and it was revealed that Kane would be taking on the fake Kane at Vengeance.
  
• Umaga defeated a jobber. After the match Estrada did his usual introduction bit, but the crowd said Estrada before he could and he got pissed and left. It was also announced that Umaga would take on Eugene at Vengeance.
  
• Cena defeated Balls with the STFU. Sabu attacked Cena after the match, threw a chair in Cena's face and gave him a Triple Jump Leg Drop through the announcers' table.
  
• Orton beat Snitsky.
  
• This Week in Wrestling History highlighted a Dusty Rhodes v. Harley Race match from 25 years ago.
  
• Carlito lost to Shelton and Nitro in a handicap match. I'm not sure how since the power went out.
  
• Coach was shown in his office where DX had spray painted the walls. DX then came in an had a chat with Coach. DX then threw Coach head first into the wall, tore off his pants, and spray painted 'DX' onto his bare ass.
• Edge defeated Ric Flair following a Mandible Claw from Mick Foley while Lita had the ref distracted. After the match RVD came out, gave Edge a flying kick, and then 5-Star frogsplashed him.
  
• DX held their Official Reunion Ceremony. They admitted that they tricked Shane and Vince into believing that Stephanie was really in labor when she really wasn't. Shawn then asked who got her pregnant in the first place. HHH then said that the guy must have been a stud and well hung. The S. Squad music started playing and 5 little people came out dressed as the S. Squad. DX quickly beat them all up. Next Triple H introduced his own idea of cheerleaders - a group of women dressed as cheerleaders. They did a cheer and were about to take their bras off until the real S. Squad came out with a bunch of other heels. (Note: When the female cheerleaders were about to come out Shawn put on a blindfold so he wouldn't see them. This was obviously done to play up his real-life religious beliefs) The other heels quickly decided to go back to the locker room. DX then beat up Mikey and Johnny as the other 3 looked on. The little people then got back into the ring and mooned the S.Squad. They had 'SUCK IT' spelled out on their bare asses.
  

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